humpkin-pie:

peaceful times before the skeleton war

skeletorren

rustypipes-and-tigerstripes:

I think Andy may have realised that his animal is of the stuffed variety.

thetowerofpimps:

" ___________ ft. nicki minaj"

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" ___________ ft. iggy azalea"

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You used to get it in your fishnets
Now you only get it in your night dress
Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness
Landed in a very common crisis

I always thought it was Jazz Palminteri, not Chazz Palminteri

oops

Snyder just signed a bill that prevents Tesla Motors from selling cars in Michigan

fucking bullshit

fuck Snyder