i love seeing girls close ranks when their fella is cheating, instead of defending him and attacking the other girls. like seriously. it warms my cold, cold heart so much. 

i need the rest of this story, where did you put the body

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Sooo I think I’m gonna get tattooed on the 27th??

Gonna go talk to the shop later this week and set up an appointment


Anonymous asked: Dont you have a side blog?

A nsfw blog, yeah.


#Irresistible: The All New 2015 ATS Coupe

In which some snooty car mistakes Stephen Merchant into thinking anybody wants to check him out


You know how many times I’ve called my mom a bitch or a hoe in my life?

Not one goddamn time what the fuck is wrong with these kids

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idk man, imagine showing Arthur Weasley a gif for the first time. At first of course he’d just think it was a normal wizard photograph, but then you’d explain that muggles made it and his heart would just explode with joy over these muggles making such amazing stuff even though they have no magic at all. How amazing. How inventive.

Maybe whenever you’re feeling bad about yourself imagine how much Arthur Weasley would enjoy meeting you.

(Source: assassinationtipsforladies)

It’s 8 AM and I’ve already been at work for 3 hours hollaaa

Not even that tired too